What do you call.....

Donut Slayer · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:27 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

There was a frog who parked his car in a no-parking zone. He shouldn't have been suprised when it was toad away.

Donut Slayer · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:28 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:27 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

On third thought Suz...Here I come with my coffee pot in hand...

Suzanne · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:22 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

An bring your up-chuck bucket if you need to...think I'll make one up now for me...hafta get some Tiswin to clear my head...recipe follows

5 lbs dried white corn
2 gallons water
1 1/2 c brown sugar
2 dried orange peels
3 cinnamon sticks
1 t ground cloves

Oven-roast corn at 300 degrees until light brown, stirring frequently. Grind
coarsely in food chopper or in small quantities in blender. Wash (using several
rinses, clean water each time), and discard hulls.
Put in crock and stir in water and other ingredients. Cover and let sit in a barely
warm place for five or six days or until fermented. Strain through cheesecloth
and serve.

Best stuff you ever had, just try and find some dryed white corn. I'm going to grow some hard corn this summer, it's not gonna be white, but it'll kick your butt after I'm done with it.

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:36 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Holy Crap...On my way. All I'll need is to choose a favorite tree to pee behind.

Elvis · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:31 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

scalerman wrote:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer.

oi I ve already told those ones!!!!! lol

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:41 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Its so good, I'll tell it again

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

Actually, Its okay
well, after I think of it..
Its not that good..
it in fact boring..
Its awful..
Booo Boooo