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Donut Slayer
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Joined: Jun 27, 2007
Posts: 594
Location: Pensacola, Florida

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:27 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
There was a frog who parked his car in a no-parking zone. He shouldn't have been suprised when it was toad away. _________________ Browning X-Bolt in 30'06. The work for a pet load starts again. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Donut Slayer
Super Member

Joined: Jun 27, 2007
Posts: 594
Location: Pensacola, Florida

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:28 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see. Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged. _________________ Browning X-Bolt in 30'06. The work for a pet load starts again. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Bushmaster
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Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:27 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
On third thought Suz...Here I come with my coffee pot in hand... _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Suzanne
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Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3323
Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:22 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

An bring your up-chuck bucket if you need to...think I'll make one up now for me...hafta get some Tiswin to clear my head...recipe follows

5 lbs dried white corn
2 gallons water
1 1/2 c brown sugar
2 dried orange peels
3 cinnamon sticks
1 t ground cloves

Oven-roast corn at 300 degrees until light brown, stirring frequently. Grind
coarsely in food chopper or in small quantities in blender. Wash (using several
rinses, clean water each time), and discard hulls.
Put in crock and stir in water and other ingredients. Cover and let sit in a barely
warm place for five or six days or until fermented. Strain through cheesecloth
and serve.

Best stuff you ever had, just try and find some dryed white corn. I'm going to grow some hard corn this summer, it's not gonna be white, but it'll kick your butt after I'm done with it.

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May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams.

Bushmaster
Super Member

Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:36 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
Holy Crap...On my way. All I'll need is to choose a favorite tree to pee behind. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Elvis
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Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9256
Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:31 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

scalerman wrote:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer.

oi I ve already told those ones!!!!! lol

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You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

gelandangan
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Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6398
Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:41 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

Its so good, I'll tell it again

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

Actually, Its okay
well, after I think of it..
Its not that good..
it in fact boring..
Its awful..
Booo Boooo

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A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

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Elvis
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Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9256
Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:12 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
I could have asked what you call a dinosuar with no eyes??? _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

PaulS
Super Member

Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:40 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
A Dinoseer? _________________ Paul __________________ Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data Always check data against manuals NEVER exceed maximum listed loads

gelandangan
Super Member

Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6398
Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:51 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
diditseeus? _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

Elvis
Super Member

Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9256
Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:11 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
DOYOUTHINKHESAWUS....... _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

dhc4ever
Super Member

Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:18 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
Find another stump Bushy, I'm comming over to Suz as well....... _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

Donut Slayer
Super Member

Joined: Jun 27, 2007
Posts: 594
Location: Pensacola, Florida

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:49 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
Aww, come on guys, these are great. After the day I had at work, I need some humor. _________________ Browning X-Bolt in 30'06. The work for a pet load starts again. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

PaulS
Super Member

Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 4330
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:59 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
You know, it's really sad but I can't seem to help myself. I wonder id the is a punner annonomous. Hello, my name is Paul and I am a punner. _________________ Paul __________________ Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data Always check data against manuals NEVER exceed maximum listed loads

Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15718
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:46 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
_________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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