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Happy ending - not what you think either….
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:05 pm    Post subject: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

A Muslim dies, and by some error

in his handling,

ends up in heaven.


He’s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:
"Sorry, but we don’t allow Muslims into Heaven".

"What?,,,, replies the Muslim, and why not"?

"Well, we just don’t!!,,,, and that’s it,,, we're short on Virgins".

The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets

fed up.

"Well,,,, says St Peter,

have you ever done anything good in your life"?




Ummm--the Muslim replies.
"Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting
for a children’s charity so I gave her Twenty Dollars.



Last week I donated Fifty Dollars to the Cancer Society,



and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could

spare any money,,,

so I gave him Ten Dollars!


"Alright then, says St Peter,,, wait here and I'll have a quick word with God".



Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim.

Listen, I’ve spoken with God and he agrees with me ...


Here’s your 80 Dollars back,,,,,,,,,, now f*ck off!!! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

Radar,
You've just shot the s##£ out of my theory that police dont have a sense of humour, but then again you arent traffic.
Best joke of the year, keep it up.

Cheers Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:39 am    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

Cheers Popcorn Evil or Very Mad Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:00 am    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:02 am    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:27 am    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

Party

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

That one has got to make its rounds of western Canada LEOs. Great joke. Radar...I'm not worthy Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

I'll fess up - I got it from another forum.... But it's gold!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy ending - not what you think either…. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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