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Bad day in the stand
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shrpshtrjoe
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:40 am    Post subject: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

Howdy A friend made the mistake of telling me this story that happened to him. Very Happy .

My buddy was going huntin one morning he had his climbing stand so he gets to his tree and " clickity clak " he climbs the tree gets all strapped in and realized he shoulda went to bathroom before left the house he try's to hold it but he couldn't so he unstraps the stand " clickity clak " climbs down, runs about 30 yds from his stand drops his coveralls and takes care of biz. When he's done he puts his coveralls back on and covers it up with dirt and kicks some leaves over it goe's back to his tree " clickity clak " climbs it again gets strapped in, he said he was sittin there and could smell this god awful smell Fart Yuck he said damn thats pretty bad i covered it with dirt and leaves and could still smell it. By this time it was starting to break day and was cold and his nose was running so he went to wipe his nose and realized he had "crapped" all over his coverall sleave wtf . He said he went home.
I just had to share it Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:44 am    Post subject: Re: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

ROFL Thats damn funny Joe. I love to hear stories like that. Glad Dallan put this Jokes & Humor topic in.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

A "friend" huh?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:29 am    Post subject: Re: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

My best friends brother did something similar to that!

He was wearing a one piece coverall and when nature called, he took them off his shoulders and dropped them to his ankles. After taking care of business, he realized that he had done his business in the inside back of the garment. So he took his knife and cut out a circle around it and went on hunting. Now that area of his coveralls has been patched by a florescent orange piece of cloth that his mother sewed over the hole.

I love hearing him explain to folks why his coveralls are fashioned that way.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:07 am    Post subject: Re: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

ROFL Should have used VELCRO for future occations!!! ROFL
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

Some years ago when I was in the Army here in Australia I belonged to a Mechanised Infantry unit (M113). One night one of our officers had the same problem.....damn, have to crap, NOW!!!! He stopped the APC, raced out, dropped his tanksuit (overall style) and dumped furiously. He was called to the radio so he quickly did the "paperwork" pulled his tanksuit up and jumped into the back of the vehicle. The stink accompanied him. When the smell didn't go away we all started to payout on him. After a quick check it became apparent he had crapped into his tanksuit, pulled it up then pancaked it all over the inside when he sat down...... UUUUGGHH... smelt like you wouldn't imagine.

He never lived that one down.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:48 am    Post subject: Re: Bad day in the stand Reply with quote

Mr Crapped His Pants

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