A friend made the mistake of telling me this story that happened to him.
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My buddy was going huntin one morning he had his climbing stand so he gets to his tree and " clickity clak " he climbs the tree gets all strapped in and realized he shoulda went to bathroom before left the house he try's to hold it but he couldn't so he unstraps the stand " clickity clak " climbs down, runs about 30 yds from his stand drops his coveralls and takes care of biz. When he's done he puts his coveralls back on and covers it up with dirt and kicks some leaves over it goe's back to his tree " clickity clak " climbs it again gets strapped in, he said he was sittin there and could smell this god awful smell
he said damn thats pretty bad i covered it with dirt and leaves and could still smell it. By this time it was starting to break day and was cold and his nose was running so he went to wipe his nose and realized he had "crapped" all over his coverall sleave
. He said he went home.
I just had to share it