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The Horth Withperer
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:15 am    Post subject: The Horth Withperer Reply with quote

Parental Advisory

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

THE HORTH WHITHPERER

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'? Shocked

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. wtf Confused

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Embarassed

Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?

Laughing ROFL Laughing ROFL Laughing Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: The Horth Withperer Reply with quote

hmm Vince why hasnt anyone replied to this one???
i thought it was hilarious!!! i can just see myself being the rancher!!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: The Horth Withperer Reply with quote

Cause we're still laughing...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:01 am    Post subject: Re: The Horth Withperer Reply with quote

Vinth, old buddy, that ith jutht too much! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:05 pm    Post subject: Re: The Horth Withperer Reply with quote

Thankth Thnipeth.

Cheerth Vinth

Haha Laughing Haha Laughing Haha ROFL Haha

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