A woman goes to the doctor

Vince · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:10 am Post subject: A woman goes to the doctor

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that:
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me."

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Hiding

Cheers, Vince

slimjim · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:22 am Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Ouch, but I get the deeper meaning

OntheLasGallinas · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:33 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Your still good, Vince!!! ROFL

WileyWapiti · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:03 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

I am thinking that if I would tell that to my wife - the joke would now become...A man walks into the doctor.......

OntheLasGallinas · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:47 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Vince · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Thanks Cary....good to see ya back mate.

Ummm...Wiley....don't show it to the missus mate...safer that way. Laughing

Now, I'm waiting for a screaming whistle and someone to yell INCOMING when Suz sees this one. I'm going back into hiding... scared

(love ya Suz...truly mate Hug

)

Cheers, Vince

slimjim · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:47 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Vince wrote:

I'm waiting for a screaming whistle and someone to yell INCOMING when Suz sees this one.

My thoughts exactly mate! Help

Suzanne · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:49 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Now, Now, it was funny Vince.

faking it
Suz

slimjim · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:36 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Suzanne wrote:

faking it

Based the closing, you might be giving a PM.

shrpshtrjoe · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:27 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Id watch your back Vince Hiding

you might get some pay back from Suz.

Vince · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:39 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Yeah I know Joe....good thing about Suz though is she has a good sense of humour and is happy to laugh along wiv the rest of us....thing that worries me though is that laugh comes just before the THUMP. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:24 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

"Thump"?? I was thinking more in the line of Crash, tinkle, whomp. Then "Thump".....

gelandangan · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:50 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

BLOOOOMPTFH ??

Suzanne · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:03 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Vince has the scars to prove it Bonk

runnin round
Suz

chambered221 · Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:10 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor

Can't help but wonder had I been the one to post this !!! scared