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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:53 pm    Post subject: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

What a beautiful story.

This should be shared with our youth.




Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted..

The end Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:00 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

Apart from the golf (waste of a good walk) I'll agree 100%

Being single means flying off to the US two or three times a year to shoot guns we're not trusted with here & drink beer with good mates.
In 2011 it'll mean putting up with a couple of weeks of African climate whilst hunting all kinds of stuff.

It's a hard life but I reckon I can manage........ Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:06 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
Being single means flying off to the US two or three times a year to shoot guns we're not trusted with here & drink beer with good mates.

E-Mike, are you going invite the rest of us to join you this year?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:51 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

Vince...

That "story" is so funny I hafta print it and take it with me to share with every married guy I know...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:42 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
English Mike wrote:
Being single means flying off to the US two or three times a year to shoot guns we're not trusted with here & drink beer with good mates.

E-Mike, are you going invite the rest of us to join you this year?

NRA Whittington Centre 21st-23rd May - bring a FAL Very Happy
I'll be in TX for a few days before & after - down at H-town though.
I'll try & remember to wave on the way past. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:27 am    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

Im married with two kids... that is too funny. NOW you tell me where I could have gone different.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:08 am    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

Definition of a golf course.

A waste of a good rifle range.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

You've obviously never played AR golf !!! Very Happy (golf ball launcher in place of your flash hider and blanks)

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

I need to get a golf ball launcher, I think my M1A with its M76 Rifle grenade launcher has alittle more powder in it to push that ball farther. Well compared to those tiny AR's it should go VERY far using grenade launching rounds. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:06 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

I thought AR golf was to find a big open area , chuck out a golf ball and see how far you can move it per magazine....

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:40 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

I like playing golf..
using a 22 rifle to shoot them little white balls into holes.. Yeah.. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:21 am    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
I like playing golf..
using a 22 rifle to shoot them little white balls into holes.. Yeah.. Very Happy Very Happy

Yes, but you're supposed to putt the ball into the hole, not put a hole in the ball..... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:48 am    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

I actually did play some golf when I was a teen. But after spending so much time in the woods looking for the ball I decided to take up hunting instead...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:12 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
gelandangan wrote:
I like playing golf..
using a 22 rifle to shoot them little white balls into holes.. Yeah.. Very Happy Very Happy

Yes, but you're supposed to putt the ball into the hole, not put a hole in the ball..... Very Happy

You cant see the hole if you are using 22LR (at least for the first 20 or so shots)
If you are using 45-70, well, thats a different matter.. Its like:

BANG!! (or Bloompfh!!) and where did the ball go?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:16 pm    Post subject: Re: What a beautiful story Reply with quote

I've been collecting golf balls and then drill a hole in them (what a PITA), thread some cord through the hole anknot the end, hand them (tie them) on a rail and shoot at them from 100 and 200 yards with the .308 and the .338LM.

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