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Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter
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slimjim
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:21 am    Post subject: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
What can I say, I'm on a roll here. Been sitting on an airplane from Portland OR back to Fort Worth. Currently looking at the window at Spanish Peaks in Southeast Colorado. Saw this one from a fellow shipmate.

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A Marine deployed to Afganistan recieves the following Dear John letter from his girfriend back home.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:26 am    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
Ricky, with his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the pictures of Becky, Ricky included all the other picutres he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in the envelop he sent back ... along with this note:
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
The longest kill shot- 7000 miles, GOOD ONE

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:52 am    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
nice one

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
The Few, The Proud, The MARINES!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
Showed this to my wife ands she commented - Silly girl, she's lost a smart man.....now thats a different perspective!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
radar, you have a keeper!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:25 am    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
Her next one was just as funny, "good lookin men are a dime a dozen, smart good lookin men are hard to find. - I'm guessing I must make the later category......

Shes a good lady with a clever head, guess thats why she attracted me!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:36 am    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
Very Happy "I love it when a plan comes together"...hannibal-the A team. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:26 am    Post subject: Re: Best Ever Response to A Dear John Letter Reply with quote
That was a scene from M*A*S*H in the '70s.

Great.

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