#1: And here is the application form for the Permission To Date Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney AustraliaPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:41 pm ---- Permission To Date My Daughter Form 22F-1H 3P
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
______________________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married ______________________________
If less than your age, explain
______________________________________________________________
F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE
BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,SOUTH JAVA
ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name HERE, moron!)
_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try
to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury).
If this application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)
You can read the rules for dating my daughter on the other topic post.
#2: Re: And here is the application form for the Permission To Date Author: Dimitri, Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:53 pm ---- That gets alittle too detailed for my tastes I can only answer about half of them the rest will be blank.
Dimitri
#3: Re: And here is the application form for the Permission To Date Author: srslfrank, Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:59 am ---- Looks OK to me! Of course, since my daughter is 30, married and a mom, I doubt that my son-in law would take the time to fill it out.
When she was 16 I kept telling her that she could date anyone she wanted to, but they had to come in the house and meet Dad and Dad was going to be sitting at the kitchen table cleaning guns. I actually did it. Didn't seem to faze one guy. Next week when he came over to pick her up, he asked if he could help. Then 7 years later she marries a guy from the city that doesn't know how to shoot.
I've got him shooting rifle, shotgun and pistol now. He's starting to get pretty good at it.