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dhc4ever
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 Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:53 am Post subject: Very late xmas joke |
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One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Needless to say Santa wasn't in the best mood.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa went to the door expecting another problem. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree there just to cheer Santa up.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. 
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:42 pm Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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I LOVE it!
I laughed so hard it disturbed my wife watching her show.
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:53 am Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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Yup...Good one. I know where I'd like to stuff this years Christmas tree...
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:25 am Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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Bushy,,,
It's never too late to start a NEW tradition... 
Might be a tad sacreligious though putting that Devil in place of an Angel ...
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:31 am Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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If just the base of the tree is left exposed...Would that be a bad thing?
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gelandangan
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| Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:39 pm Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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I like to watch..
Um, have I said that before?
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| Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2024 5:02 am Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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Why did the ornament go to school?
To get a little "tree"-ning!
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has private “elf” care!
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Elvis
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| Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2024 3:26 am Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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You guys are just too much,tu mecky bro,tu mecky.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2024 3:28 am Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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You know why Santa doesn't have children don't you???
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| Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 8:51 am Post subject: Re: Very late xmas joke |
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And...Waiting.
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