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The Lone Ranger's Last RequestJokes, funny stories and general humor
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15917 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:17 am Post subject: The Lone Ranger's Last Request |
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, you are the great Lone Ranger"...
"In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days."
"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
"What is your FIRST request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse Silver."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I will still kill you in two days."
"What is your SECOND request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But I will still kill you tomorrow."
"What is your LAST request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen ... Very .... Carefully!!!
FOR..THE...LAST...TIME...
"BRING POSSE!"
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9358 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:47 am Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger's Last Request |
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oh thats a good one Mate...a real humdinga.
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1044 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:15 am Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger's Last Request |
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_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8317 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:48 pm Post subject: Re: The Lone Ranger's Last Request |
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Ok, I needed that chuckle! Thanks, Vince!
High-ho Silver Away!!!
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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