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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2020 5:45 pm    Post subject: Some Giggles Reply with quote

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
A raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
I told my carpenter I didn't want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.

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English Mike
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2020 7:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Some Giggles Reply with quote

Groan...

...you're definitely back on form mate.
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2020 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Some Giggles Reply with quote

I blame Trembles.

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2020 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Some Giggles Reply with quote

NO not me

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Some Giggles Reply with quote

yip definitely Trembleys doing.....

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