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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:40 pm Post subject: the lecture |
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I've heard it
89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
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inthedark Super Member
Joined: Jan 31, 2011 Posts: 913 Location: Ontario
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:43 pm Post subject: Re: the lecture |
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_________________ Chimo
Ron
War is sweet to those who have no experience of it, but the experienced man trembles exceedingly at heart on its approach - Pindar 518-438 BC
Be Copy now of Men of Grosser Blood and TEACH THEM HOW TO WAR |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:40 am Post subject: Re: the lecture |
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Got a few of those lectures from my x-wife...Note. X-wife.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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MarianneBritt Rookie Member
Joined: Apr 17, 2021 Posts: 1
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:11 am Post subject: Re: the lecture |
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