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Magic Sandals
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:17 am    Post subject: Magic Sandals Reply with quote

Len and Marree are on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they pass this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So Len and Marree walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, “ I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel”. Well Marree was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but Len felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god that he was.

Len asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Pakistani man replied, “Just try dem on sahib”.

Well, Len, after much badgering from Marree finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something Marree hadn’t seen in many years - Raw Sexual Power.

In the blink of an eye, Len grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani’s thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming.
“YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG FEET!”

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 6:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Magic Sandals Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch Confused Shocked Shocked Shocked Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Magic Sandals Reply with quote

Wrong feet?
Maybe,maybe not, isnt it almost compulsory these days?

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2021 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Magic Sandals Reply with quote

yea nah..... after all the shop owner has the CHOICE.... the same as anyone else.....
which way you, want to wear them, is up to you....

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