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church Vs whorehouse
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 2:31 pm    Post subject: church Vs whorehouse Reply with quote

church Vs whorehouse


Got this in an email this morning ..........

An interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada.

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever growing business.
In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding - with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground.

After the brothel burned to the ground, the church folks were rather smug, bragging about 'the power of prayer.'

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ..........

"was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and business - either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendants reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, Scratch Scratch Scratch "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer ....... and an entire congregation that thinks it's all bullshit."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:35 pm    Post subject: Re: church Vs whorehouse Reply with quote

That is classic

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: church Vs whorehouse Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 6:55 am    Post subject: Re: church Vs whorehouse Reply with quote

Thanks for the chuckle, Elvis!

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