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The Coyote problem solved?Jokes, funny stories and general humor
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Grant Super Member


Joined: Aug 28, 2006 Posts: 325 Location: Grande Prairie, Alberta
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:30 pm Post subject: The Coyote problem solved? |
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The Coyote problem Oct 2010....
The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative
to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems
that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of
shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane"
solution to this issue.
What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The
males would then be castrated and let loose again.
This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U.S. Forest
Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple
of minutes.
Finally an old fellow in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped
his hat back and said; "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here
. .. . these coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep . . . they're eatin' 'em!"
The meeting never really got back to order . . .
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radar Super Member


Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: The Coyote problem solved? |
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That is the funniest thing I've heard all year 10/10
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Elvis Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9388 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:35 pm Post subject: Re: The Coyote problem solved? |
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thats too funny. I must remember that one next time someone suggests it for possom control.
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slimjim Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8317 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:04 pm Post subject: Re: The Coyote problem solved? |
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Grant, this is a real winner!!! A good example of common sense!!!
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Suzanne Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:10 pm Post subject: Re: The Coyote problem solved? |
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It's good!! But remember there are YOUNG ones on here and they can read too. Let's keep the spelling squiggled so's we don't offend or encourage the innocent. Thanks!!
Suz (self imposed fire marshal)
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slimjim Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8317 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:18 pm Post subject: Re: The Coyote problem solved? |
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Suz, once again, I'm glad you are a significant part of our forum family.
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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