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popgun Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Mitchell, GA, U.S.A. (2007 pop. 191)
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject: Abu al-Zarqawi |
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Abu al-Zarqawi arrives in heaven
Abu al-Zarqawi died. George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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Chris Young, aka: popgun, Moderator
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5976
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject: Re: Abu al-Zarqawi |
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Popgun,
Now thats a good one!
Dimitri
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