A tale ass

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: A tale ass

Laughing The Pastor and the Donkey

A pastor entered his donkey in a race, and it won. The pastor was so pleased
with the donkey that he entered him in another race and he won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor
not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would also have to get rid
of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey
and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas .. the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and
even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass

Very Happy

keetoowah · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: Re: A tale ass

can I get an Amen for brother Gelandangan..

very funny Gel. very very funny sent that one to my parents.
thanks