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EdsStuff
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:23 pm    Post subject: Bear facts Reply with quote

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each day.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. There was no sign of the missing men.

They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists, because they feared an international incident. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and, sure enough, found the remains of the Russian.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Bear facts Reply with quote

wtf I don't get it? I must be slow Sad
So they got eaten, and so the bears eat one of each, apparently the bears cant eat more than one scientist in one sitting..
So they share..
So who send the check in the mail? the bear?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Bear facts Reply with quote

OK, gelandangan, hasn't someone promised you they were going to come through and said "checks in the mail"? Did you trust them? Maybe it is just a North American saying. I saw it coming.

Ed, thanks for the chuckle. gelandangan, you too!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Bear facts Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
:wtf: I don't get it? I must be slow Sad
So they got eaten, and so the bears eat one of each, apparently the bears cant eat more than one scientist in one sitting..
So they share..
So who send the check in the mail? the bear?

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:58 am    Post subject: Re: Bear facts Reply with quote

Welcome to this fine site EdsStuff...Get one of Vince's beers (before Gelandangan gets it). Pull up a stump and enjoy.

I think Gelandangan really needs a shot of Vinces favorite scotch...Help him out will ya Vince? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:45 am    Post subject: Re: Bear facts Reply with quote

Ah! Didn't notice that this was your first post! Welcome.

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