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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:26 am    Post subject: 2 Cups of Coffee. Reply with quote

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man
with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter;
Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds ..

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a
room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,
he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a
beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No,
I am Jesus, the will find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly
contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even
larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of
breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the
Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Obama says, "Yes please"! As God looks behind him, he claps his
hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

Keep your trust in God...your president is an idiot....

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:49 pm    Post subject: Re: 2 Cups of Coffee. Reply with quote

yip thats been on here before but still a good chuckle.

You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
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