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RePete
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:12 am    Post subject: Tax Return Reply with quote
They sent my Tax Return back AGAIN because of my response to the question:

"List all dependents?"

I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million criminals in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico;
and "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Tax Return Reply with quote
probably took offence that you missed out the umpteen thousand civil service people.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Tax Return Reply with quote
oh, does the true hurt!

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