Cats? Uhm, err.. ever heard of ethyl glycol?
its your common variety of engine antifreeze coolant I think.

Here kitty kitty kitty, BOOM!

I really like swampy's idea. I wonder if it would work on politicians?

Gelan, I've gotta call "foul" there. Ever seen an animal die from antifreeze poisoning? I have, my wife's cat got into some, and its pretty bad. I have NO problem with killing problem critters but do it as humanely as possible.

Well...many years ago, a mate told me about how his pappy would deal with cats....he openly encouraged them. He would put feed out for them on a small blanket...over time he gradually increased the level of moisture in the blamket until it was soaked. He then applied a similar technique to Swampy's mate...only our power out here is 240v. When all the cats were happily feeding away he flicked the switch.....
ZAAAAAAPPPPPPP...MEEEOOOOOUUUUUUWWWWWW...smell of burning fur....tripped circuit breaker...cats lying on their back, stiff legs pointing straight up.



Cheers, Vince

Pumps..
You tell me a way to nicely inform those idiot that let their cats out to foul other's garden that cleaning after their cat is not a nice event.

if there is no legal way to shoot, stab or strangle them, poison them is the only way.
I agree kidney failure is really bad way to go, but go they will... and good riddance!

I .. H A T E .. CATS !!

In relation to the gang members - surely you have the right to protect your property! especially if they're in your back yard! Not too mnay gang members like that would make it out of mine alive.
Gel - Find Rodney Rudes song I hate cats - you'll love it...I do.

Radr...check out Kevin Bloody Wilson...That *&^%$#@ Cats Back

Cheers, Vince

Cat's are lazy.

Tried to give my last one away.... No takers. He was just too lazy. Here he is, loafing on the job, even as we speak.

Stovey...How many times are you going to use that photo? It's starting to blur...

How many times? Till the cat's come home.

Looks fine to me.
Might be yer eyeballs blurring, gramps.

Ok, ok, won't post it anymore....don't getta burr in yer boots.

Well ya definitely got some mileage on that one anyway...

I remember seeing a coffee table type book,

"101 things to do with a dead cat"

It was hilarious. Wish i could find one, my wife is a cat lover.

OB

"...find one," What? A dead cat? Talk to Stovepipe. He has one...

Good morning OBOne. Nice to see ya back...

... if my wife would be a cat lover, what would that make of me?
Lucky my wife and my daughters love dogs, so I feel more comfortable.