*A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans
Canada about 2 miles West of Strathmore.
When the Mountie asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver answered
that he was a magician and a juggler and he was
on his way to Brandonto do a show that
night at the Shrine Circus and didn't
want to be late.

The Mountie told the driver he was just
fascinated by juggling, and if the driver
would do a little juggling for him then he
wouldn't give him a speeding ticket.
The driver told the Mountie that he had sent
all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle.

The Mountie told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
car and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Mountie
got three flares, lit them and handed them to the
juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind
the patrol car.

A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Saskatchewan got out and
watched the performance briefly.


He then went over to the patrol car, pulled opened
the rear door and then got in.

The Mountie observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk then replied to the Mountie ...
You might as well take me to jail ... "Cause there ain't no way I can
pass that test"

very good you are sure on a roll today Im supposed to be out swinging on the chainsaw but I cant drag myself away.