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Candidate for Wife of the Year
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:23 am    Post subject: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

I reckon this girl will be hard to beat for the title of Wife of the Year.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:35 am    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

I'll take one............

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:33 am    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

Not until she goes back for the pretzels!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:35 am    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

I'd prefer chips...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:09 am    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

Well if she brings back the wrong thing just send her back.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

LOL I am learning... I am learning.
How do you train them? or is it like genetics?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

The luck of the draw !!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

You know that, when she gets inside, she'll be saying "Go get your own damn beer!".

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:46 am    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
The luck of the draw !!!!
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Because they can't be retrained or re-educated
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Candidate for Wife of the Year Reply with quote

If you become best friends before the wedding it is more likely you will know whether she would go out in harsh weather to get you a case of beer - or tell you to go get her some bon bons and mocha.

By the time they are of marrying age it is just too late to train them.

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