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Grandpa's Finger
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:21 am    Post subject: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

I pulled Grandpa's finger.....ahhhhhhh Confused Surprised Fart Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

Aaauyeee...Vince is at it again...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

This is what happens when you have too much free time and not enough to do............

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

I didn't know of the finger pull thing until I was about 40yrs old. Is Geland in the dark? (scratchin his bald head) If someone asks you to pull their finger it's because they feel a bit of gas building up and when you pull their finger they quickly and without restraint release said gas to the astonishment of the finger puller who has newly appropriated powers of control.

Grandpa had some pent up chili along with his apparent release....
maybe less cheese next time
or onions n'beer

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

You mean MORE cheeze, Suz. Cheeze tends to bind you up...So they say.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

one of my workmate took effluent tanker home the other week, as things are so dry the poohs n wees washed out of stock trucks are added bonus to the 7000 odd litres of water. well ol Kev got his Mrs to stand to rear of tanker to make sure it opened...... yip she wore it then turned around and got coated that side too!!!!! Apparently Kev still married and even still sleeps in marital bed....SWMBO would have de-knackered me if it had been her!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

I am in the dark alright .. Scratch
This must have been a cultural thing..

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

If we ever meet Darwin, I will enlighten you . Cool Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:02 am    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
If we ever meet Darwin, I will enlighten you . Cool Very Happy

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa's Finger Reply with quote

Now beside being befuddled I am also worried Poke

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