Childs play

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject: Childs play

An out-of-breath 8 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question. "What is sex...?"

He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn't shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation.

When Grandpa was finally done pontificating, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing that she was overwhelmed, he asked her what had caused the sudden curiosity. His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, "Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."

Shocked

keetoowah · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:36 am Post subject: Re: Childs play

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

That was funny! ROFL

Dimitri

Vince · Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:18 am Post subject: Re: Childs play

Good one Gelan.

Haha

Cheers, Vince