Aussie love poem

radar · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:49 pm Post subject: Aussie love poem

An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:13 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

thats a mighty big effort to get her to fetch a beer..

I thought more common current way is to grunt, "beer"..

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

My favorite is foreplay.
An elbow to ribs accompanied with "are you awake"

Vince · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:00 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Ah Radar...you're a silver tongue mate. No wonder you have won yerself such a good lookin' shiela mate.

Cheers, Vince

Suzanne · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:39 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

I thought the title was Aussie love porn......which I wasn't going to argue or bother with....but I had to look anyway....and I was wrong....cute poem tho Radar...

Suz

Elvis · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:56 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Very good and no mention of wool at all...

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:00 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Wool?? Doesn't that come with a sheep? Sheep...Oh yeh...Sheep. Embarassed

Vince · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:34 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Cheers, Vince

Suzanne · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:42 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

If you guys are talkin about what I think you're talkin about.....then you're nasty (er than I am)

Suz

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

thats why they are always wearing gumboots

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:29 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

tikkat3 wrote:

thats why they are always wearing gumboots

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:11 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:36 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Bushmaster wrote:

Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

aaaaaaaaahhhh, I'm gonna leave that one alone. Popcorn

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:06 am Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Good idea, Omini... Laughing

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:56 pm Post subject: Re: Aussie love poem

Bushmaster wrote:

Hey Suz...I was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up in Tigard, Ocean Lake (Now Lincoln City) and Coos Bay. And I know that Oregon is where the "men are men and the sheep are worried".....

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE BUSHY!Sheep have feelings too! Laughing