I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted me just once before I got married and commited my life to her sister. She asked me to meet her upstairs in her bedroom for one last fling. I was stunned watching her walk up the stairs. I made a beeline straight to the front door and headed straight to my car! Low and behold all my fiance's family were standing outside clapping, proud that I had passed their test.

The moral of the story.....Always keep your condoms in the car!

Oouch!!! LOL!!!

S W E E T ! ! ! This is one good story! HA HA HA!!!!!

Now THAT was funny!

Somehow I wonder, was it really a "story"? Or, the real deal.

Methinks the latter!

stovepipe wrote:

Now THAT was funny! Somehow I wonder, was it really a "story"? Or, the real deal. Methinks the latter!

That wasn't ME - This story was related to me by a friend. The way he told it, I'm convinced it was true. I came across the same story on another website. The poster is from the same town where my friend lives, so I think he may eventually get caught if he's still drinking enough to keep telling it.

thats naughty!!!

44marty wrote:

That wasn't ME - This story was related to me by a friend.

Suuuuure it was. Uhhuh, "the other guy".

Yep.

stovepipe wrote:

44marty wrote: That wasn't ME - This story was related to me by a friend. Suuuuure it was. Uhhuh, "the other guy". Yep.

If you saw my sisters in law, you'd believe me. Lot of tonnage there.

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