Perks of being over 50.

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm. Shocked

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenges.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Confused

Also Forward this to every one you can remember

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Shocked

Dimitri

yotebuster · Member Joined: Oct 16, 2005 Posts: 216 Location: Georgia

Dimitri, you are wise beyond your years. I resemble those remarks. LOL
YB Very Happy

sniper · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 50.

DISCRIMINATION! Well, that seems to work for everybody else, when obvious, uncomfortable facts are pointed out. Laughing

Good one, Dimitri!

Haha

I do wish to express mild disagreement with #9, but my wife keeps suggesting we visit Viagra Falls, or some such. Very Happy

Izzat in your neighbourhood?

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

Niagara falls is a few hours away from me Wink

www.infoniagara.com/ Wink

As for Viagra is many many years away ROFL

Dimitri

Vince · Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:27 am Post subject: Re: Perks of being over 50.

mumble grumble mumble grumble

Gee thanks Dimitri......I started ticking off the ones that applied to me and when I got to #9 and had ticked every one I gave up.

Sniper.....what is it about women who want to visit waterfalls???? Mine said something about "visiting" those same falls (Viagra Falls). Laughing

Cheers Vince