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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:20 am Post subject: 2 brooms |
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well...., they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:01 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms |
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And dhc4ever takes the lead. Vince is fallin' behind...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:30 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms |
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tut tut tut.... you may be right Bushy.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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MacD Super Member
Joined: Apr 08, 2011 Posts: 1052 Location: Canada
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:07 pm Post subject: Re: 2 brooms |
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Got a feeling telling that joke after a few drinks might be a real tongue twister. It was hard enough reading it.
_________________ La a'Blair s'math n Cairdean
(Friends are good on the day of battle) |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:20 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms |
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so she had been a dirty broom aye and thought she could just "sweep it under the carpet"......
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:55 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms |
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Oy Elvis, get off.
This is my pedestal (until Vince comes up with a worse one.)
_________________ Pete
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:14 pm Post subject: Re: 2 brooms |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:56 pm Post subject: Re: 2 brooms |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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