HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
Home • Community Forums • Photo Albums • Register
     
Modules
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous
Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131
People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 183
BOT: 1
Total: 184
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Home
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Home
10: Home
11: Home
12: Home
13: Forums
14: Photo Albums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Photo Albums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Photo Albums
23: Your Account
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Photo Albums
27: Forums
28: Home
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Home
36: Statistics
37: Photo Albums
38: Photo Albums
39: Home
40: Your Account
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Photo Albums
44: Forums
45: Home
46: Forums
47: Statistics
48: Forums
49: Home
50: Photo Albums
51: Photo Albums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Photo Albums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Statistics
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Home
67: Photo Albums
68: Photo Albums
69: Forums
70: Home
71: Home
72: Forums
73: Home
74: Forums
75: Photo Albums
76: Home
77: Forums
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Home
82: Forums
83: Your Account
84: Forums
85: Home
86: Home
87: Forums
88: Home
89: Home
90: Home
91: Home
92: Home
93: Statistics
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Home
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Home
111: Your Account
112: Forums
113: Home
114: Home
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Photo Albums
118: Home
119: Home
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Photo Albums
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Home
127: Home
128: Forums
129: Forums
130: Home
131: Photo Albums
132: Photo Albums
133: Home
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Forums
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Forums
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Forums
154: Forums
155: Home
156: Forums
157: Your Account
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Forums
163: Forums
164: Photo Albums
165: Home
166: Home
167: Statistics
168: Statistics
169: Forums
170: Forums
171: Home
172: Forums
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Statistics
176: Statistics
177: Photo Albums
178: Statistics
179: Statistics
180: Statistics
181: Statistics
182: Forums
183: Home
  BOT:
01: Home
Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
• Albums: 308
• Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824614
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 
Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   LoginLogin
Soldier Assistance
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Go to page 1, 2  Next
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:29 am    Post subject: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".


Hiding Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Ghost
Member
Member


Joined: Nov 20, 2011
Posts: 25
Location: European Forrest
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:40 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
English Mike
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 08, 2007
Posts: 1709
Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:45 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Your coat's in the driveway..... Very Happy
Back to top
View user's profile
TRBLSHTR
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 23, 2007
Posts: 1071
Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
wtf HE MUST HAVE BEEN FROM BOSTON! Laughing

_________________
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann
Back to top
View user's profile
lesterg3
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 30, 2008
Posts: 1328
Location: Dixie
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:53 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
That is seriously bad!!

_________________
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

NRA Life Member
Vietnam War Vet 68-69
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Photo Gallery
Ominivision1
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Sep 20, 2010
Posts: 2984
Location: Iowa
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Very Happy Very Happy Oh boy Vince Faint

_________________
Regards

Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
gee Vince where ever do you get these from????

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Aloysius
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 03, 2009
Posts: 2440
Location: B., Belgium
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
had to keep my head far to the left so that everything flew together befor I could understand this one...

always been told that English had less words than French, but when Vince stays inventing new words, they will catch up.
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
no new words in there bud. khaki is the colour of most of our uniforms.
as for the english language it is the most mongrelised of them all there are words and bastardisations of most other languages included in our everyday speech.

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
inthedark
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 31, 2011
Posts: 917
Location: Ontario
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Aloysius wrote:
had to keep my head far to the left so that everything flew together befor I could understand this one...

always been told that English had less words than French, but when Vince stays inventing new words, they will catch up.
Al I think that Vince is an astute observer of english dialect rather than an inventor. I agree that he does have me shaking my head sometimes. LMAO Laughing Confused
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
redneckhunter
Member
Member


Joined: Oct 25, 2005
Posts: 83
Location: east texas ,lake of the pines
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Back to top
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Elvis wrote:
gee Vince where ever do you get these from????

Oh...I'm not taking the blame for this one mate...as much as I'd like to as it's well and truly up to my high standard of "sick"....

Elvis has studied hard and achieved HIGH DISTINCTION in the art of sending sick jokes to his mates...yup...this one ain't mine...I can't lay claim to it...all accolades must go to, The Man, ELVIS. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 9259
Location: south island New Zealand
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
guilty as charged.

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
inthedark
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 31, 2011
Posts: 917
Location: Ontario
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Best Old Guy joke of the year:

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That's us in 10 years".


He said,

"That's a mirror, dip-shit!

_________________
Chimo
Ron

War is sweet to those who have no experience of it, but the experienced man trembles exceedingly at heart on its approach - Pindar 518-438 BC

Be Copy now of Men of Grosser Blood and TEACH THEM HOW TO WAR
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15723
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:18 am    Post subject: Re: Soldier Assistance Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

I'm a happy man...it seems I've spawned a whole heap of sick joke officiandos. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 2
All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Go to page 1, 2  Next



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.