Sharks....

dhc4ever · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:29 am Post subject: Sharks....

Ever wonder why Sharks Circle?

Mystery solved . . .

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the
mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
showing."

And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them
all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shi ite
out of them first."

Elvis · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:51 am Post subject: Re: Sharks....

eueww floaties in the water....

Vince · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:34 am Post subject: Re: Sharks....

Cheers, Vince

Vince · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:36 am Post subject: Re: Sharks....

Elvis wrote:

eueww floaties in the water....

EEeeewwwwww BLIND MULLETS Yuck

Cheers, Vince

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Sharks....

I can understand why the sharks circle you guys "Down Under". You ARE full of it, ya know...

dhc4ever · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:51 pm Post subject: Re: Sharks....

Well Bushie, you've got to be good as something eh Smile

Bushmaster · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:32 pm Post subject: Re: Sharks....

True, true. Not to mention the other qualities that I so enjoyed when serving U.S. Navy with all of you on the various beaches where I ran into you.

Beaches: Ports O' Call...

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

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