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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:28 am Post subject: A Scotsmans Chilli |
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A hungry but penniless bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring
blankly at a bowl of chilli.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke
bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says, "Aye,
ye can gae richt aheid."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli back into the
bowl.
The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."
_________________ Pete
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:56 am Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:48 pm Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli |
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_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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MacD Super Member
Joined: Apr 08, 2011 Posts: 1052 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 4:28 am Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli |
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Darn and there goes my choice for lunch today.
_________________ La a'Blair s'math n Cairdean
(Friends are good on the day of battle) |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:02 am Post subject: Re: A Scotsmans Chilli |
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Creepy good one dhc4, paints a picture for me.
Suz
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May the sun keep you dancing,
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