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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject: BUDGET Reply with quote

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Don't be stupid, that's what the beer was for!"

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: BUDGET Reply with quote

Haha

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