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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:53 am    Post subject: Doing time...... Reply with quote
Learning to play dumb !!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:13 am    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
Forever----

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"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "--Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
Amen.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
Hiding so I am yellow..

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
Unfortunately it can be used against you multiple times…...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
Heck, you don't even have to say anything, they'll just make it up anyway!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
I'm going to remember every word.
I had a boss that was that way too. If you hurt your hand at work he said it was from something (he remembers) you did at home. May have been years ago but he remembers. Well you have to be your own lawyer sometimes and it helps to practice.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
Suzanne wrote:
I'm going to remember every word. Suz

My wife does that automatically. Very Happy Hiding

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
It is strange the way their selective memory works.
SWMBO also remember every single hings I said, but cannot remember which way to turn to unscrew a bolt.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Doing time...... Reply with quote
After 44 years of wedded bliss I still hear about stuff I did 43 1/2 years ago, the sad part is that none of it is good. Why is that they don't remember the good stuff we did only the bad.

Not, oh darling I remember how you worked 100+ hours a week for three years so we could get a house, but you were such an a-s all you did was work and fish, you were never home.

Oh well it must not have been so bad I'm still here.

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

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