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Newspaper headlines in the year 2029
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515034s10ring
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:54 pm    Post subject: Newspaper headlines in the year 2029 Reply with quote

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

Minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines, (democratic officials still trying to rig in their favor).

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Newspaper headlines in the year 2029 Reply with quote

lol that would be a damn fast camera......
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Newspaper headlines in the year 2029 Reply with quote

Peepsight so true ROFL Cheers

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:25 am    Post subject: Re: Newspaper headlines in the year 2029 Reply with quote

The scary part is that some or most could become fact.......... Shocked

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