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The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
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Dimitri
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:48 am Post subject: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!

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Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you better informed, a definition for each is listed below:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:02 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
I think i'll have to try it........ On second thought the wife's Italian and would probably coax me into cement shoes _________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:11 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
10Ring, I'd be more afrid of other things I know the Italian girls I know would do other then the cement shoes Dimitri _________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:18 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
Yeah but a silencer isn't any good. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When you constantly talk with your hands! _________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:20 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
Dimitri _________________ A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:10 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
A rope works...Kinky....How about Duct tape? _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
Well, the wife just mentioned a Sicilian neck tie _________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!

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515034s10ring wrote:

Well, the wife just mentioned a Sicilian neck tie Confused

Confused

Shocked

It's been nice knowing you 10ring................. Shocked

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!

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515034s10ring wrote:

I think i'll have to try it........

On second thought the wife's Italian and would probably coax me into cement shoes Rolling Eyes

Rolling Eyes

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Can hear her now :"Honey, what shoe size do you have ?"

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
Has the "Ready Mix" truck showed up yet.....????? _________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie. 'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way.

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
Nope, no truck......YET. That's because she's at work Although i have heard northern Italians aren't violent.......It's just too bad she's sothern Italian and Sicilian _________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!

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Nope, no truck......YET.
That's because she's at work Very Happy

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At work doing what....................... making shoes !!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:22 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
You really think i'd be here if she was making shoes She only works to get her sanity....away from me.......and for the insurance _________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:30 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
No I think you would have high tailed it out of there if she was making shoes for you........ _________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie. 'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way.

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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls!
_________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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