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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:50 am    Post subject: Tyrone Reply with quote

Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone, can't you learn anything!!?

One day Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease.

All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery,which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.

Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you will vote for Billary Clinton.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:42 am    Post subject: Re: Tyrone Reply with quote

BHAhahahahahahaha!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: Tyrone Reply with quote

RIGHT!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Tyrone Reply with quote

Another classic.....

The name Tyrone should have given it away.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:56 am    Post subject: Re: Tyrone Reply with quote

bwahahahahha

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:22 am    Post subject: Re: Tyrone Reply with quote

A true Reader's Digest moment and fodder for a country western song. Cracks
Me............UP!!!!




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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:14 am    Post subject: Re: Tyrone Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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