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Whinging Old Buzzards
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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: Whinging Old Buzzards Reply with quote
Bushmaster wrote:
In as much as I eat with both hands (I'm a two fisted eater). Which one would you describe as "your eating hand"??

Which ever hand I can reach the food with

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:21 am    Post subject: Re: Whinging Old Buzzards Reply with quote
Vince that's just nasty.

The roll is correctly installed,

and is totally ambidextrous, and I wash my hands.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Whinging Old Buzzards Reply with quote
Before or after...

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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Whinging Old Buzzards Reply with quote
Definitely after, before depends on who I shook hands with. Liberal or progressive I use a scrub brush, republican a good disinfectant, Libertarian or Constitutional Conservative a quick rinse. Hillery, amputation.

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. -- Thomas Jefferson

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."--James Madison

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Whinging Old Buzzards Reply with quote
I wouldn't shake HER hand. No need to amputate.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 10:58 am    Post subject: Re: Whinging Old Buzzards Reply with quote
lesterg3 wrote:
. Hillery, amputation.
Laughing Laughing ROFL

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