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Dangerous Dog
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 1:26 am    Post subject: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
Watch out for this big boy...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:31 am    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
Man...Ain't that the truth...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:12 am    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
You guys don't know what a fart is until this little princess cuddles up in your lap and cuts loose... It has always astonished me that you could pack that much "putrid" in such a small package!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:31 am    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
Man...Ain't that the truth...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 2:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
Labradors,
Bite more people than pit bulls
And have the ability in their old age to asphyxiate a family when the old dog falls asleep in front of the aircon inlet and "wafts" a stench that will outlast religion.

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
dhc4ever wrote:
Labradors,
Bite more people than pit bulls
And have the ability in their old age to asphyxiate a family when the old dog falls asleep in front of the aircon inlet and "wafts" a stench that will outlast religion.

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
Love the slippers Bushy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 10:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
tikkat3 wrote:
Love the slippers Bushy

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
mutton fat farts are the worst...feed dogs flaps and the next day look out.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 2:00 am    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
I had a boss some years ago who used to bring his German Shepherd to work. A beautiful placid dog who loved cans of Army Ration Pack Pork and Beans. After the first couple of cans the boss politely suggested that as much as the dog enjoyed them, the after effects were overwhelming to say the least, and he wanted to get some work done in his office. We could even smell the dog from the other end of the building...it was rank and there was heaps of it.

One of the guys used to sneak the dog a can just before the boss took him home...it would have been hell in the car and at home at night.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:39 am    Post subject: Re: Dangerous Dog Reply with quote
Wife's slippers and wife's feet. So don't get anymore ideas!

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