The Purina Diet

I have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart.

While I was waiting in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On an impulse, I told her no, that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her. Horrified, she then asked me how I came to be in the hospital, had someone poisoned me?

No, not at all I replied, while I was sitting in the street licking my balls a car came by and hit me.

The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted from
laughter.

I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me.


Cheers, Vince

That was a good laugh

Dimitri

:)