WOW... a 500kgs 3 meters hog !!! With a handgun!!!
Hang on a bit.. an 11yr boy? .50cal revolver? 8 shots??
would it be like:
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"wow!! Pa, lookit that hog yonder.."
"Oh yeah.. tahts a big un that is.."
" Caint I shoot it pa? caint I? Please?"
" Aw shucks.. Okay then.."
" BANG!!!"
" Ouch!"
"OINK!!"
" You got 'im son! OH SH!T... SHOOT AGAIN!! QUICK!!"
" BANG! BANG! BANG!"
" You shoot a bit high boy! squeeze em!"
" OUCH! okay pa!"
" OINK! OINK!"
" BANG! BANG!"
" click.. click.. click"
" QUICK BOY !! RELOAD !!!"
" OH! okay...."
" click, clack, rattle rattle, clack..."
" BANG!"
" OINK, OINK, OINK........."
" Hurry son, shoot again, before he got away..!!"
" BANG! "
" OINK... Oink.. oink......... ..oin.... oi ....."
" Daym.. thats a big un that is.. Ya'll wanna chase it"
" waddayathink son?"
" lets pa.."
" Okay...."
Three hours later....
" puff... huff.... puff... huff.... thar... that daymned beast.. huff..."
" Hufff.... huff.... Yeah .. pa.., should I shoot it again...?"
" yeah, but dont do it from here boy, go down there...and dont worry, we 'll cover ya from here.."
" promise pa?"
" yup, got my rifle here.."
" okay pa......."
shuffle shuffle... slide... tumble... pitter.. patter...
" BANG! "
"OinK!!!! pfuufff................................................."
" IS E DEAD SON? !!! "
" YEAH PA!!! YA'LL CAINT CAME OUT FROM BEHIND THEM BUSH NOW!!!"
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or something like that... hmmm...
Gelan