The Sniffing dog
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> A man had just settled into his seat next to
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> the window on the plane when another
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> man sat down in the aisle seat and put his
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> black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat
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> next to the man.
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> The first man looked very quizzically at the
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> dog and asked why the dog was allowed on
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> the plane. The second man explained that he
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> was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. "
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> His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
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> I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
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> The plane took off, and once it has leveled out,
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> the agent said, "Watch this."
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> He told Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumped down,
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> walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
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> purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
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> Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw
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> on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy",
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> and he turned to the man and said, "That woman
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> is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note
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> of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend
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> her when we land.
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> "Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.
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> Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
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> The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few
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> seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two
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> paws on the agent's arm. The agent said,
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> "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a
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> note of his seat number for the police."
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> "I like it!" said his seat mate.
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> The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
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> Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,
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> sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to
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> the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded
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> to crap all over the place.
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> The first man was really grossed out by this behavior
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> and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
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> would behave like that, so he asked the agent "What's going on?"
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> The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."
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