A PETA member is driving down a country road looking for things to protest when a rabbit darts out in front of his Hybrid car. He swerves but hears a THUNK! and slides to a stop. He gets out and immediately falls to his knees beside the dead rabbit, crying and sobbing.

A local rancher on his way back from town sees the distraught man and stops to see what is wrong. After the PETA person sobs out his story, the old timer says " I think I got something in the truck that the wife had me pick up that just might help"

He returns with an aerosol can and proceeds to douse the rabbit with the contents. Suddenly the rabbit begins to twitch and then jumps to it's feet. It hops a short distance away and turns to wave at the rancher. This continues, hop-wave, till the rabbit goes over the hill out of sight.

The PETA person says "That's amazing! What is that stuff?"

The rancher replies " It says here, Miss Clairol, restores lifeless hare and promotes permenant wave."