Why?? I got 32 years left...

You still usin' two cake's or just smaller candles so they all fit on one?

One LARGE flat pan cake...

Where you at? I thought you were going to be here so's you could help me buck bales into the barn? What happened. Miss the Trailways?

Been in detox @ home for a few days. I tossed out my pain meds from my recent shoulder surgery cuz I dont need 'em any more, went cold turkey off the two a day I was taking over the past couple eons since getting crushed. Had no idea what was in store. Holy crap! All better now. No worse for wear and tear, good to go, no cravings. Doc got a good chuckle and said "Pepto and Tylenol for a few days, just man up and deal with it pal".... I thougt I had the Hong Kong flu or sumpin.

I lost a few pounds outta both ends....

Withdrawls? When I went off my pain meds for a broken arm and foot (at the same time) I had anxiaty attacks for 4days.

Yepper. Same deal. That's the part they dont tell ya about.

I was buying "oppera tickets" in the family pack and spendin' way too much time in the can...

Bushmaster wrote:

a broken arm and foot (at the same time)

Wow, how did you survive!?!? That's as close to being a one-arm paper hanger as you can get.

Now, I've been trying to image how you could break an arm and a foot at the same time? Taking care of some young punk in your local bar??

Unauthurized dismount from a horse. Broke it right at the ball. Tore up my whole right side ribs and all. Broke the major bone in my right foot. Couldn't get back on the horse. Walked one mile back to the ranch with a horse nose to my butt all the way.

I see those stickers in the city dweller's pickup windows that say "Cowboy Up" I wonder if they even know what it means..................................I DO!!

Werd! I see that sticker out here a lot and jsut laugh. Got pitched once in Az. when Beau balked at a gulley crossing, over the front. Landed on my rear, Cope can put a nice bruise in my rump, got hip stinger outta it too. Kinda scary we was WAY out in the bush. Took an hour for I could get back on. Nose in the rump thingy too..."comon man, were burnin' daylight" kinda thing. Horses are funny. Later found out I separated a rib and cracked my right collar bone. In the bush when ya have a git off, hold at least one rein for dear life so yer mount don't wander off while yer trying to get the wind back in ya. Riding rodeo? Bail!!! Tween bikes and broncs I'm amazed I can still git outta bed.

And here I am breaking another colt. Still have to finish the mare too.

Goes to show ya just how smart I am...

I see that sticker here in New York, and I don't know what to think. I guess yer s'posed to "Cowboy Up" when yer Latte is too hot???

cbsweeney wrote:

I guess yer s'posed to "Cowboy Up" when yer Latte is too hot???

coffee thru the nose...again CB!

Bushmaster wrote:

And here I am breaking another colt. Still have to finish the mare too. Goes to show ya just how smart I am...

You LOVE it and ya know it.