Happy ending

Suzanne · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:31 pm Post subject: Happy ending

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and HomelandSecurity. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

Suz

Vince · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:28 pm Post subject: Re: Happy ending

No...you haven't wasted your stamps Suz...you did the right thing mate...I'm proud of you. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:17 am Post subject: Re: Happy ending

good use of stamps Suz great job.

dhc4ever · Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:36 am Post subject: Re: Happy ending

Good girl,
Stamps keep the post office and its employees in a job, not to mention the stamp printers and the Chinese envelope manufactures.
Email or worse, a phone call, just wont have this knock on effect.
Keeps the economy kicking over and does your bit for international trade......