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RePete
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:21 pm    Post subject: Long Life Reply with quote
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Long Life Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha

A beautiful story mate. sniff sniff Thanks.

Cheers, Vince

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