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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
You know. Come to think of it. I haven't seen and quail here. No grouse, but a few doves though.

I believe the pheasent and the rest of the upland birds are much north of me.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
Sorry guys...had to do it...we can't confuse everyone for too long. Laughing

Noddy and Big Ears

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:32 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
brilliant Vince. thanks for that.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:13 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
It goes something like this..... Noddy and big ears were mates.
then along came some elephants and kidnapped Big ears.
This dude Noddy was a tight wad, and would not pay the ransom.
So the mean old elephants kept Big ears.

There fore the elephants have BigEars because Noddy wouldnot pay the ransom


That something like it Elvis???

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:08 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
I get it now!

Uhg....
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:43 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
All this thread for THAT?!!? Would someone PLEASE kidnap Elvis?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
You guys should have done your own research. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
Bushmaster wrote:
Would someone PLEASE kidnap Elvis?

Not me....he's a good shot with them Biakal's! Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
Pansies!!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
OH here we go.....( I was waiting fer her to show up...)

Hey lil girl, wanna arm wrestle? Winner gets a spankin'.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
Where is the "love" now??

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
Shocked

Even if I loose, I win!

Weeeeeeeee!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
I'm outta here!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephants Reply with quote
Where is the stout switches now?.. Howdy

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