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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: The blonde cowgirl from Saskatchewan |
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A cowgirl walks into a bar in Vancouver and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you boughtone at a time."
The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Cranbrook. When we all left
our home in Saskatchewan, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my sisters though."
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject: Re: The blonde cowgirl from Saskatchewan |
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Now thats a good one!
Dimitri
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