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I wont survive.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:10 pm    Post subject: I wont survive. Reply with quote

Its "I wont survive"

youtube.com/watch?v=BZl6Qfhm1AI

Very Happy

The best "in the sprite" not direct translation I can do:

Quote::
At first I was afraid but now I'm petrified. I didn't know this proxinia was going to ruin my life.
And I waited one night with joy and happiness, and they sent me goat with olives and 2 cheeses.
Her teeth were green I rest my case.
And she sent me kisses with that mustache on her face.
She smelt like garlic, and boys it was embrassing.
(This sentance I can't really figure a good one for.)
So now I'm done I'm out the door. This thing is over I can't take her anymore.
When I saw her in those pictures riding on the village goat, I said women, you better get back on that boat.

Oh no not I,
I wont survive.
As long as I can love she will never see me in her life.
I got nothing left to give how much longer can I live.
I'd rather die, I wont survive.

It didn't take too long for things to qualify, on our wedding night she wrestled with me in the dark, then she wrapped herself around me and I tried to struggle free. And my chest felt kinda hairy but my god it wasn't me.

So you see this thing is true. I didn't know what I was doing when I said I do.
Look here nurse, Mrs please, come give me a check up, maybe I have a fever.
Oh no don't go. Shes like the dog, I think shes coming and I can't take her anymore.
She came to see me yesterday with homemade spinish pie, I took 2 bites and I nearly friggen died.

Oh not I, I wont survive.
Even though I tell her I don't want any, she says I have to try.
But I got nothing left to give how much longer can I live.
I'd rather die, I wont survive.

Jimmy, Should I make you a egg or two ??

I have kids, I'm going to go insane.
They are waiting for me to die cause she brought me eggs.
Her voice is agitates my heart. (Not too sure) Call your dad away.

Oh no not I I wont survive.

I've have my share of sins but I don't deserve this life.

I got nothing left to give, how much longer can I live. I'd rather die. I wont survive.

Dimitri

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